How to Blend in With the Berlin
Hipsters
Along with your rolled up skinny jeans,
decorative horn rimmed glasses and Instagram account there are few
items and behaviours specific to Berlin that will allow you to blend
in so well the locals will be asking you for directions.
Club Mate
This fizzy energy drink is made from a
Brazilian tea and tastes like a combination of fig and apple juice.
Popular on it's own or topped with vodka or rum, no hipster outfit is
complete without a bottle of Club Mate in one hand. Available from
most cafes, restaurants, super markets and late shops (Spätkauf)
a bottle will set you back 1€-2€. Don't forget you can get 8c
back when you return the empty bottle to the special machines in
supermarkets.
Rollies
With smoking being accepted inside most
cafes, restaurants, bars and clubs (some get uncomfortably hot and
smokey even for the hardcore chain smokers amongst you) you have to make sure you're smoking the right cigarettes. If
you can't roll, Marlboro Lights are of course tolerated among the
cool crowd, but you really should teach yourself, ditch the tailors
and pick up a pack of American Spirit, Lucky Strike or Pueblo
tobacco. You should have learnt by now that rolling is far cheaper
[cooler] and therefore leaves more money for tote bags and vegan
burgers. Don't worry about cancer, we're all quitting next week.
Berlin is a relatively flat city and
therefore very bike-friendly. As a fixie is the best way to spot a
hipster on the move, it's probably no surprise that a bike is a must
for any Berlin hipster. An establishment with more bikes than usual
locked up out the front, marks most hipster approved hang outs.
Preferably a second hand one purchased from Mauer Park Fleamarket, any style bike is acceptable to pedal from gallery to cafe
to bar to recycled warehouse space/around the streets of Kreuzberg
and Friedrichshain. If you're not in Berlin for long enough to buy a
bike but still want to join in with the two wheeled fun, you can rent
Dutch Style bikes for about 10€ a day from most hire shops.
Speak very little Deutsch
Even the German hipsters deny their mother tongue, bar a few key
words (such as scheisse). This is particularly comforting for
visiting hipsters as most Berliners under the age of fifty speak
English very well, even if they say they only know a little bit. When
in doubt start an encounter with “Enschuldigung, sprechen sie
Englisch?” (Excuse me, do you speak English?) then you are free to
ask or say whatever you want, without rudely assuming they speak English. Other key phrases include “Ich nehme
ein Club Mate/bier, bitte” (I'll take a Club Mate/beer, please),
“Dankeshön” (Thank
you - for the beer), “Nein, danke” (No thanks - useful for turning away beggars
or people handing out flyers) “Prost!” (Cheers - make sure you
look the person in the eye or suffer seven years of bad sex) and
“Hast du fuer?” (Do you have a light?).Districts
As I mentioned above you can find many of your own hipster places in Kreuzberg and Freidrichshain. Some areas of Neukölln are also very alt-cool and for those interested in more gentrified establishments, a stroll through Prenzlauer Berg will not go amiss. In fact if you just stick to these eastern suburbs your scuffed shoes and kahki jackets will be welcomed amongst the locals.